This is that part of our website where we’re supposed to display all of our achievements and talk about how humble we are. One problem though, we’re not humble. We know that awards speak louder than words. So we went out and won a bunch to prove that we’re not just making up how good we are.

We have more awards than Kim has sex tapes.

We have more awards than we have Facebook followers. And we’ve got a lot. Oops, look at us not being humble again.